Monday, September 21, 2009

Guy walks into an advertising agency

When you wake up in the
middle of the night and
wonder what you forgot?
  • There's no such thing as ghosts.
  • Babies get fairies to do things.
  • There are snakes that go months without eating.
  • One day she just started judging people.
  • I know everything about you,
  • you're very impressive.
  • Yes. Go bang your head against a wall.
  • You sound like Burl Ives.
  • He had his fourth coronary behind the wheel.
  • Shhh.
  • Japan.