Thursday, July 12, 2007

*For your traveling safety*

Arrive early to avoid rushing.
Seek assistance if necessary.
Use caution at all times
while walking on platforms.
Hold the rails and leave a space.
Always hold the tender hands
of young children when
on the stairs. While waiting
on platforms, never allow
or encourage the children to escape.
Always stand behind the yellow line.
Be alert and don’t go too far.
When boarding or exiting, step
over the gap between the higher
and lower realms. Never leave
children alone. Once on board,
never enter or exit. Be prepared
for motion. Use internal rails
for support in the morning.
Once on board, always
wear shoes. Be cautious
with light-weight shoes,
or shoes without soles. Always
ask for assistance if you need
to be lifted into the bins overhead.
Watch your hands, fingers,
and private thoughts when lowering,
raising, and passing away.
Smoking will never be permitted again—
not even in the rest rooms.
If you do not understand, need help,
or have questions, contact
a customer service representative.
Body of Christ. Amen.

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